Great coffee. Questionable circumstances.

About Bad Decisions

Bad Decisions makes premium specialty coffee for people who clearly did not go to bed on time. We pair genuinely excellent roasts with brutally relatable names about work, parenting, relationships, money, and the choices best left out of the group chat.

Coffee First. Joke Immediately After.

The packaging may be unhinged, but the coffee is not an afterthought. Our goal is a cup worth reordering, wrapped in a bag worth photographing and sending to three coworkers.

Our Opening Lineup

We are starting deliberately with three distinct coffees: the balanced Bad Decisions flagship, the bold HR Violation espresso roast, and the smooth Sunday Scaries breakfast roast. Fewer products means more attention paid to every roast and every detail.

Confess Your Bad Decision

Our community is part of the story. Bags can invite coffee drinkers to anonymously share a questionable choice for a chance to become a future cautionary tale—never a judgment, always a good story.

Need Help?

Questions about a roast, an order, or coffee for the office? Reach out through our support channel and we will get back to you as soon as possible.