Coffee for people who clearly didn't go to bed on time.

Specialty-grade coffee for chaotic mornings, bad meetings, and the choices you are not putting in writing.

Caffeine.
Regret.
Repeat.

Coffee for the consequences

Three roasts. Zero responsible choices.

The coffee is still getting ready. The names are already a problem.

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Flagship medium roast

Bad Decisions

The one that started it. Smooth enough to forgive last night.

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Espresso roast

HR Violation

Strong enough to make you reply-all.

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Breakfast roast

Sunday Scaries

For pretending you did not see that Monday invite.

A public service, technically

Confess your bad decision.

Scan the bag, leave an anonymous confession, and maybe become our next Bad Decision of the Day.

“I told my boss I had food poisoning so I could go golfing.”

“I texted my ex ‘you awake?’ at 12:14 a.m.”

No names. No judgment. A little judgment.

Bad Decisions: Office Edition

Your break room needs better coping mechanisms.

Built for offices full of people who have already had three meetings and it is somehow still 9:14 a.m.

Circle Back

Office coffee for the calendar invite you cannot decline.

Q4 Panic

For everyone who suddenly remembers the budget exists.

Get the office alibi

We all make bad decisions. This makes them taste better.

Bad Decisions Coffee Co.